This is the new section of Aaron Doyle's Weird Arse Website dedicated to that wonderful hairstyle the mullet. We're hear to try to educate the people of this world. This world-wide trend of coffee drinking, mobile using, short haired freaks has got to end. I want to see each and every one of you down the bottle shop, form guide in hand a carton of XXXX in the other, tickets to the NRL sticking out the back pocket of your pair of faded stubbies, having a laugh at the poofters buying Westcoast Coolers and a telling your mates to come round for a BBQ after they recovered from their hangovers the next morning. And while your walking home that night shitfaced and lost, you can hold your head up high and say "I am an Australian, I am white-trash... and I HAVE A MULLET!!!"