Russian Submariners

Q. What is the difference between a russian sub and a scrotum.
A. The scrotum has live seamen in it.

*The Russian Submariners Top Ten

1. You keep a knock'in but you cant come in
2. Rescue Me
3. I'me forever blowing bubbles
4. We all live in a broken submarine
5. Iv'e just spent six days in a leaky boat
6. Under the sea
7. Breathless
8. I am the walrus
9. Baby it's cold outside
10. ....anything by air supply

*Russian Sub #2

More from the Russian submariners hit parade:

1. Under pressure
2. What shall we do with a sunken sailor
3. Is there anybody out there
4. Row, Row, Row your boat
5. Every breath you take
6. Up where you belong
7. I will survive
8. Why are we waiting ?
9. Knock, knock, knockin' on heavens door
10. ...anything by Australian Crawl

*Sports Flash: FIFA have announced that in future World Cup competitions teams will be limited to eleven players only. This is at the request of the Russians who have run out of subs.

Q: Why do Russian women prefer submariners?
A: They are not scared to go down, will bang away for hours, don't mind lying on the wet spot and are still stiff ten days later.

*Apparently the U.S. were turned down when they offered to help Russia out with the Kursk submarine rescue mission. They offered to send over Monica Lewinsky to suck out all the seamen