8.15 Wake up to hugs and kisses

8.30 Weigh in 2kg lighter than yesterday.

8.45 Breakfast in bed, freshly squeezed orange juice and crossants;

open presents - expensive jewellery chosen by thoughtful partner.

9.15 - Soothing hot bath with frangipani bath oil.

10.00 Light workout at club with handsome funny personal trainer.

10.30 Facial manicure, shampoo, condition, blow dry.

12.00 Lunch with best friend at fashionable outdoor cafe.

12.56 Catch sight of husband/boyfriend's ex and notice she has gained 7kg.

1.00 Shopping with friends with unlimited credit.

3.00 Nap

4.00 Three dozen roses delivered by florist, card from secret admirer.

4.15 Light workout at club, followed by massage from strong but gentle

hunk who says he rarely gets to work on such a perfect body.

5.30 Choose outfit from expensive designer wardrobe, parade before full

length mirror.

7.30 Candle lit dinner for two followed by dancing, with compliments

from other diners/dancers.

10.00 Hot shower (alone)

10.50 Carried to bed...freshly ironed, crip new, white linen.

11.00 Pillow talk, light touching and cuddles.

11.15 Fall asleep in his big strong arms.

THE PERFECT DAY - FOR HIM

6.00 Alarm

6.14 Blow job

6.30 Massive satisfying shit while reading the sports section.

7.00 Breakfast, rump steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all by cooked by naked buxom wench.

7.45 Sveral whiskeys on-route to airport.

9.15 Flight in personal Lear jet.

9.30 Limo to Riverside Oaks Golf Club (blow job en-route)

9.45 Play front nine (2 under)

11.45 Lunch, pie, chips and gravy, 3 lagers and a bottle fo Dom Perignon.

12.15 Blow job.12.30 Play back nine (4 under)

2.15 Limo back to the airport (several whiskeys)

2.30 Fly to Monte Carlo

3.30 Later afternoon fishing excursion with all naked female crew.

4.30 Land world record Marlin (1234 lb) on light tackle.

5.00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked supermodel.

6.45 Shit, shower and shave.

7.00 Watch news, Michael Jackson assassinated, marijuana and pornlegalised.

7.30 Dinner - lobster appetisers, Dom perignon (1953) big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a pair of tits.

9.00 Napoleon brandy and Cohuna cigar in front of wall size TV as you watch the international match of the day

9.30 Sex with three women (all with lesbian tendencies)

11.00 Massage and jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and cleansing ale.

11.30 A night cap - blow job.

11.45 In bed alone.