Melbourne Radio....

One of the Melbourne FM stations has a competition where they ring
someone up, ask them three personal questions, ring their
spouse or partner, ask them the same three questions, if
the answers are the same, the couple win a holiday to Bali.

Last week the competition went like this:

Presenter: Gidday its XXX-FM, do you want to play the game ?

Brian: Yeah, sure.

Presenter: O.K., Question 1 - When was the last time you had s e x?

Brian: Ohhh, maaaate. Ha Ha, well, about 8 o'clock this morning.
Presenter: And how long did it go for Brian ?

Brian: Orrrrr .... about 10 minutes.

Presenter: 10 minutes ? Good one. And where did you do it
mate?

Brian: Ohhhh maaaaate, I can't say that.

Presenter: There's a holiday to Bali at stake here Brian !

Brian: O.K. ... O.K. ... On the kitchen table.

Presenter: (and others in the room - much laughter). Good
one Brian, now is it O.K. for us to call your wife ?

Brian: Yeah, alright.

Presenter: Hi Sharelle, how are you ?

Sharelle: Hi. Good thanks.

Presenter: (Explains competition again) We've got Brian on the other
line, say hello.

Sharelle: Hi Brian.

Brian: Hi Sharelle.

Presenter: Now Sharelle, we're going to ask you the same
three questions we asked Brian and if you give the same
answers, you win a trip for two to Bali.

Brian: Just tell the truth Honey.

Sharelle: O.K.

Presenter: Sharelle, when was the last time you had s e x ?

Sharelle: Oohhhh, noooooo. I can't say that on radio.

Brian: Sharelle, it doesn't matter. I've already told them.

Sharelle: O.K. ... About 8:00 this morning before Brian
went to work.

Presenter: Good, nice start ! Next question. How long did
it go for Sharelle ?

Sharelle: (giggling) About 12, maybe 15 minutes.

Co-Presenter: That's close enough ... Brian was just
being a gentleman.

Presenter: O.K. Sharelle, final question. Where did you
do it?

Sharelle: Oh no I can't say that. My mum could be
listening. No way, no.

Presenter: There's a trip to Bali on the line here.

Brian: Sharelle, I've already told them so it doesn't
matter anyway ... just tell em.

Sharelle: Ohhhh .... alright .... Up the a r s e !

Radio Silence

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Presenter: Sorry if anyone was offended before, we're
going live here, and sometimes these things happen. We've
given Brian and Sharelle the holiday. Now we'll take a music break.