Famous Job Seekers

Julius Caesar:      My  last  job involved a lot of office politics and back stabbing. I'd like to get away from all that.

Jesse James:      I  can  list  among  my   experience  and skills: leadership, extensive travel,  logistical organization, intimate understanding of firearms, and a knowledge of security measures at numerous banks.

Marie Antoinette:      My  management  style   has  been  criticized, but I'd like to think of >myself as a people person.

Joseph Guillotin:      I can give your company a head start on the competition.

Hamlet:      My position was eliminated in a hostile takeover.

Lucrezia Borgia:      My  greatest  accomplishment?   After  I  took over the department, our >competition just seemed to drop out of sight one by one.

Pandora:      I can bring a lot to your company. I like discovering new things.

Genghis Khan:      My  primary talent is downsizing. On my last job I downsized my staff, my organization, and the populations of several countries.

Macbeth:      Would  I  go  after  my boss's job? Do I look like the kind of guy who would knock off his boss for a promotion?

Lady Godiva:      What do mean, this isn't 'business casual'?

Elvis:      My last boss and I...say, are you going to eat those fries?