Top 10 Summer Camps you should not send your kids to:

10. Tommy Lee's------ Camp Beatachickee

9.  Lorena Bobbit's------ Camp Cutaweewee

8.  Tanya Harding's------ Camp Wackaneenee

7.  Austin Powers'------- Camp Shagyourbaby

6.  Britney Spears'----- Camp Singoffkeekee

5.  O.J. Simpson's------- Camp Killawifey

4.  Michael Jackson's---- Camp Stealababy

3.  President Clinton's-- Camp Getahoochie

2.  Ellen Degeneres'---- Camp Lickacoochie

And the #1 camp not to send your kid to:

1.  Monica Lewinsky's---- Camp Suckapeepee