Diarrohoea

(Parody to Abba's song "Mamma Mia").

I've been holding it in since I don't know when.
So I made up my mind it must come to an end.
Look at me now - sitting on the throne,
I don't know how, but I suddenly lose control.
There's a fire within my bowels.

Just one push and I forget everything.
One more fart and I could lose everything.
Whooooaaaa

(Chorus)
Diarrhoea - here I go again,
My my - I cannot contain myself.
Diarrhoea - does it show again?
My my I could not contain myself.

Ohhh, I think I just farted,
The contents of my bowels departed.
My my - I could not contain myself.
Diarrhoea - had to let it go,
My my - I just had to let it flow.

I had curry for dinner late last night.
Then I went off to bed and turned out the light.
But then that pain, in my bowels returned.
I went insane; made a dash for the toilet bowl...
Plonked my arse over the hole.

I let rip, with something I'd never seen.
It was putrid and it looked slightly green.
Whooooaaaa

(Chorus)
Diarrhoea - here I go again,
My my - I cannot contain myself.
Diarrhoea - does it show again?
My my I could not contain myself.

 

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