Alon: The Final Demise

aka "The I hate Alon" Page

**Disclaimer** This page was written in January 2000. The views of people about the so called Alon may or may not have changed. These emails were written in the heat of the moment, defending themselves or their friend. Most of these people no longer hold a hatred of Alon, just pity and annoyance. None of the hereafter should be taken seriously and is in no way necessarily true. Rumours about this person are numerous and wide spread (funny that). If you disagree or agree wit this page remember, everyone has a right to an opinion.

First of all I have been advised to write: Mrs Sewel (or any other parent for that matter), though I love the fact you visit my web page this section really is not for your eyes. If you proceed its your fault for any backlash which may occur form such a venture into this page.

Alon... well Alon is one of the biggest tools I know. Most people hate the guy with a vengence and would tell him to his face. Trying to be a nice person I would not harass Alon or make fun of him while he was around. The guy was caught masturbating over a target catalogue by his French exchange student. Its no the fact he was masturbating... we all do. But Target? SAD! He got 1 out of 25 for his Physics test. He broke his arm in a NON CONTACT karate competition. This guy is the meaning of "Tool". There is no bigger Loser. Not only this but he can't keep his hands off other peoples girlfriends. I will not name names but I swear someone is going to snap and beat the crap outta him (after I'm finished), if he doesn't keep his hands off the girls. He is a pervert. He should be locked away from the female populace for life.

Well one my web page here I was happy to find I had a new guestbook entry. So I read it and found the following message: (btw he wrote this while visiting Israel) :

1 Sat December 25 1999 - 19:46:20
Fullname: Alon
Email: CDR_W_Antilles@hotmail.com
Where are you from?: FATFATFATFATFATFATFAT
Icq number: FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT
Sex?: Male
Homepage name: FATFATFATFATFATFAT
Homepage:
How did you get here?: Other
How good do you think this site is: No comment
Do you know Aaron? How?: No comment
What do you think of Aaron: Aaron will probably edit most of this into something that satisfies his ego, but any way I just have to make him go to that trouble.
Do you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend: No
His/ Her name *if u don't mind*.: FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT
Oh? Really? Well so what wrong with Aaron? (guys answer this too haha): FATFATAFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT
Whats brown and sounds like a bell?: The Hunch Back of Nottre Dame
Where do you want to be in 20 years?: FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT- LIKE AARON
Whats your favourite TV show?: FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT
What are your favoutrite bands?: FATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFATFAT
Comments: I just want to take this space and opportunity to say how bloated and large Aaron's stomach was last time I saw him (@ Jackie's video party). We had to search for videos in and around where he sat, cause the selfish sod refused to move. It was like finding rectangular nuts in a wad of jelly. Needless to say we were all very annoyed, except for Aaron because he seemed to be smiling hard, particularly at the girls. Our moods didn't immprove when we found out that most of the videos wouldn't work because of the sticky transluecent goo covering the film. Most of us went with out food because we weren't prepared to go after it when Doyle being the selfish pig that he is took most of the food and shoved into a dark crevice which might or might not have been his mouth. Whether or not he actually received any nourishment from this activity is a mystery to us all. Well I believe this is enough for one entry. So I bid you farewell and leave you with the kind warning like the potential friend that I am to most of you, If you have the urge to eat the twinkie, LEAVE IT ALONE. Masturbate instead.
Are these questons getting annoying?: No
Ok thats it last chance to harass me: Curses, I wasted all my insults up there.

Well being on the side of annoyed at this I informed my friends of such a vicious attack on my personage. I suddenly realised I had everyone on my side. And not a soul supported him. His whole attempt at gaining popularity by making fun of me backfired! I do not deny that I am fat, but chances are he was being insulting not subjective. Here are a few emails he was sent recently:-

Yongas wrote:

Hey poofter boy,

Its yongas hows it going you mother fucker. I saw what you said to Doyle, what the hell has he done you fucking pansy arse. I thought you were nicer than this, Doyle didn't deserve what you said about him, your past the point of no return. Before the message i thought you weren't to bad a person. Now everyone hates you even more then they did before. Since when did you hate Doyle i thought you would have started to abuse someone like Ben or me for that matter, what the fuck are you, scared. And after you said all that shit about Doyle you had the nerve to " apologise" giving the excuse that "you were in a bad mood". Doyle just informed me that you also said that you were in another country and that he can't abuse you there, well when you get back and read this message this is from me, YOU ARE A FUCKING POO PUSHING FAGET THAT REGULARLY TAKES IT UP THE ARSE BY VARIOUS WOODLAND RODENTS AND OTHER LARGER CREATURES. Your the type of person who would get a tattoo on your face saying "insert dick here" and it has a little arrow pointing to you mouth. Then after getting the tattoo you'll get yourself convicted and go to prison. then while you there you'll have all the gay cock that you'll ever need. Aaron's brother is getting horny with all this prison talk how bout you cum on over and see what pops up.

Alon: Fuck you.

From ur bestest Buddy - Yongas

This is Peter Carlisle:

Dear Fuck Stain,

You lowly dog, Fuck you. You arse rapping faggot. May you die with a horses dick in your mouth and a dead dogs head in your arse. How can you even attempt to abuse Aaron when he is far better than you will ever be. When someone came up with the term Tool, I'm sure they were thinking of you. Was your father a cum stain on a tree stump which your mother was ramming into her uterus (that wouldn't fuckin' surprise me at all). And now a quote 'Die Fucker! You are NOTHING! Worthless piece of shit, everybody I know hates you, and quite a few I don't do to. If you ever touch Jacqui's sister again (or Jacqui for that matter) I'll staple your dick to the wall, smear glue on your balls, slowly saw them off, and attach them to each of your ears. Them I'll ram PVC pipe filled with razor blades and barbed wire up your arse, and slowly remove the pipe. Of coarse, the razors and wire will be red hot, so if the pipe melts, I guess it's my fault. Die, eat shit, I hope your balls fill up with cancer, and I'll stand there, watching, laughing as they're replaced with plastic balls twice the size of your originals (about .5cm in diameter). I hope you get rapped by a blind old guy who mistook you for a female, which you truly are, deep down inside. You come near me again and try to communicate with me I'll kick your arse! Which brings me to another point, FUCK OFF! I piss on you. I'll get your so called 'friends' to piss on you. I'll get animals to piss on you. You'll die and we'll still be pissing, only then we'll be laughing as well. I'd call you gay only that isn't true, you like other peoples girlfriends too much for that, and their 'under aged sisters'. You must have been masterbatered on by people as a young child, because I can still smell the cum coming out of your ears, you pervert. You make me want to throw up ever time I'm around you, as a matter of fact, that's how I can tell you are around, that and the smell of cum (yours or Ben Pullen's, I can't tell). In closing, Jacqui dosn't actually like you, as a friend or otherwise, she's nice to you because she feel's sorry for a fuck stain like you.

                                        Love always, FUCK OFF!s

Stuart:

Dear bitch- faced whore,

Originally, I felt sorry for you. I mean, you are a pretty pathetic individual. Like many other sad and pathetic wretches, we accepted you into our circle with the expectation that you would hold up your end of the bargain and try to be as mildly annoying as is humanly possible. WELL I GUESS WE WERE WRONG, WEREN'T WE, SHIT- ON- A- STICK!!??!

Just where the fuck do you get off, insulting Doyle like that? You need to have a long lie down with your teddy and have a think about all the people, myself included, that you have seriously pissed off by insulting one of the nicest blokes I have ever met. What the hell were you thinking, anyway? What in the seventh lower pit of Hell possessed you, you filthy piece of distended rectum, to write all that shit about Doyle? Has all the masturbating you do over your Target catalogues finally crossed a wire in that screwed-up little head of yours?

It's useless insulting you any longer. It's obvious that your mother was rooted by wild pigs so often that her underpants smelled of smoky bacon, and that you were the hideous offspring of one of these couplings. I think that says it all about you, really. All that is left to say is that you are one of the stupidest people I have ever met, and I hope you are someday mounted by a rabid rhinoceros with a harelip. Don't bother trying to associate with us any more, and if I see you in the school yard at any point in the near future, I may not be responsible for my actions.

The thing you have to understand here is that you, yes, YOU, have brought this abuse and infamy upon yourself, and that, in my opinion, makes you one of the most mentally stunted person I have ever had the extreme displeasure to encounter. If you were in a first to the buzzer quiz with a small rodent- like mammal who was trained to push the buzzer whenever it had the urge to produce a bowel movement, but who was a prolifically slow learner, you would still lose.

Everything else that could possibly be said about you would take me longer to say than my average lifespan. however, I will close with a brief thought: not only did you not have any friends to begin with, the few potential friends you might have had have now been completely alienated from you and hate your filthy, dog raping guts. Think how much of a loser you must be to achieve all that, dick- for- a- brain, while you furiously wrench your dick towards orgasm over last week's Target lingerie section.

AU REVOIR, MERD-TETE!!

~Disco Stu

My "Cousin" Rachael -

Hey u loser,

You think your so funny, but the thing is no one is laughing with you were all laughing at how pathetic and lame you are. Man you used so many different words to call him fat and fat wow that's so cool. Your such a dickhead! Where do you get off treating ppl like that and why the hell Aaron. He's so cool your not half the guy he is your so spastic. Are you in the Special Ed class at school if you call that abuse I'd hate to see when your nice. Do u really think that hurt Aaron? I don't think so! How would you like it if you got sent all that crap. Aaron is one of the best and nicest guys I know. I don't see how any one could even think those things. So get a life you dickhead!

I also posted what he wrote in Ecircles. In a discussion I called "Alon... the Final Demise". The response was great : ). Not only did I turn more people against him but I have got people threatening to beat the living shit threw him. Here are a few responses:-

Martin:

Aaron, you need not worry. For a no. of reasons. 1, I didn't laugh at any of that and I doubt you did either. Whether you put that up to ask us, seriously, for help or whether your just muckin around, he's a goner. 2, He's a fuckwit and what he says doesn't count. 3, you've lost a shit load of weight and you don't have to take that crap from him.

All the people in this circle who are a friend of Aaron's, reply to this. We can plan exactly how bad we shall beat up Alon. I'm not writing sick shit or joking around in this reply. That shit that Alon wrote is plain fuckin rude and isn't on.

Johson:

Now, I don't think I've fully read what Alon wrote in Aaron's guestbook, but I don't care, he is full of shit and I say it must be stopped, so as martin said, let's bash the shit though him!

And again:

This message is written just five minutes after the one before, I decided to read Alon's delightful (not) entry into Aaron's guestbook and I have one thing to say, when the wind and clouds combine and the night turns, ahh screw that, everyone's gonna kick your ass Alon!

Adam Robertson (Robbo):

Alon: Read this you coward!

You think your fucking tough insulting someone from all the way over there in Lebanon or wherever the fuck you are. I'm not going to insult you or threaten you for what you said about Doyely all I'm saying is my ph:3341 8717 and my address is 5 Kori Cres Rochedale South. If you feel man enough and feel confident in that shit you call Karate, bring your sorry arse down my way and well settle this.
PUT UP, OR SHUT UP.

Ok it has be wished that I inform you that some people (only two) Jacqui Sewell and Chris Bee believe Alon has any worth at all. Jacqui thinks Alon did not do it while Chris just believe we should forgive him. Chris wrote a message for this web page CLICK HERE. As for Jacqui she wishes to see the downfall of this section of my web page. I respect both of their opinions but I still have my doubts no matter how much Jacqui explains her reasoning.

Louise recently commented (1st of July) after reading this page for the first time: "I can't believe that donkey raping shit eater insulted freaky jason (Aaron)!!!"

Well I hope to continue this page as a "Alon Hate" Page. I will post more and more messages and emails as I get them as well as keeping you all informed of my quest to finally remove Alon from the fact of this planet by a public beating.

Thanks all for your time

~Doyley

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